My Grievance with Children’s Movie Trailers
I was in Target today, trying to find those little hooks you put in the ceiling from which to hang things. I don’t even know if they even have them […]
Category Archives: movie essays
I Don’t Like Reboots
I don’t know what it is these days, but now it seems like everything is getting a damn reboot. Seriously, in the past couple years, we got a fuckin’ Hulk […]
Why being ‘Historically Accurate’ doesn’t matter
”It’s not lying . . . it’s storytelling’’ –Anonymous While on a train to some city, I had a very long discussion about the film 300 and it’s historical themes. […]
Trilogies and Backstories. . .enough already!
What the hell is Holly wood’s problem? I was on Wikipedia last night and was reading up on the ‘Underworld’ series of movies. In the article, it stated facts about […]
Blog post: Unrated and Uncut
What is everyone’s obsession with “Unrated” DVDs? I am getting somewhat annoyed with the whole “ooh” and “awe” about unrated versions. I can’t look at a row of DVDs in […]
Remember when trilogies were majestic?
I remember watching the preview on the 1995 Star Wars Original VHS releases when I was kid. In the trailer, a man says “Star Wars Trilogy” about five times in […]
Top 6 Lord of the Rings Ladies
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“300″ DVD covers
As you may know from reading the past artilces on this site, I am a huge fan of the Frank Miller-Zack-Synder-Gerard-Butler-yelling-masculine-blood-and-gore romp that is 300. So, when at the video […]
Top Ten Really sucky movies you just gotta love
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Top Ten Star Wars Ladies
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